ROLE MODEL歌词
  • 歌手:Eminem
    歌词出处:http://www.5nd.com

    OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
    You can try this at home
    You can be just like me!
    Mic check one two.. we recordin?
    I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
    If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
    I strangled you to death then I choked you again
    Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
    You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
    Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
    I get you blunted off of funny home grown
    Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
    (Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
    That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
    Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
    I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
    My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
    Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
    Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
    Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
    smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
    And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
    I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
    So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
    Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
    Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
    But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
    How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
    I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
    Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
    My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
    And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
    Now follow me and do exactly what you see
    Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
    I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
    Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
    Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
    When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
    Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
    Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
    My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
    I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
    I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
    That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
    My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
    witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
    Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
    And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
    I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
    A premature birth that was four minutes late
    Mother.. are you there? I love you
    I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
    Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
    a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
    I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
    Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
    So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
    Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
    Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
    I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
    I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
    Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
    I've been with 10 women who got HIV
    Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
    I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
    Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
    I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
    You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
    5nd
  • [ti:Role model]
    [ar:Eminem]
    [by:mp3.5nd]
    [la:The Slim Shady]
    [00:01]OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
    [00:03]You can try this at home
    [00:05]You can be just like me!
    [00:16]Mic check one two.. we recordin?
    [00:18]I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
    [00:22]If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
    [00:25]I strangled you to death then I choked you again
    [00:27]Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
    [00:30]You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
    [00:32]Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
    [00:35]I get you blunted off of funny home grown
    [00:37]Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
    [00:40](Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
    [00:42]That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
    [00:45]Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
    [00:48]I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
    [00:51]My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
    [00:53]Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
    [00:56]Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
    [00:58]Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
    [01:01]smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
    [01:04]And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
    [01:07]I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
    [01:09]So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
    [01:11]Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
    [01:14]Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
    [01:16]But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
    [01:19]How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
    [01:21]I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
    [01:24]Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
    [01:27]My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
    [01:29]And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
    [01:32]Now follow me and do exactly what you see
    [01:34]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
    [01:37]I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
    [01:40]Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
    [01:42]Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
    [01:45]When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
    [01:47]Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
    [01:50]Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
    [01:53]My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
    [01:55]I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
    [01:58]I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
    [02:00]That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
    [02:03]My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
    [02:06]witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
    [02:08]Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
    [02:11]And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
    [02:14]I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
    [02:17]A premature birth that was four minutes late
    [02:19]Mother.. are you there? I love you
    [02:21]I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
    [02:24]Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
    [02:27]a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
    [02:29]I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
    [02:32]Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
    [02:34]So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
    [02:37]Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
    [02:40]Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
    [02:42]I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
    [02:45]I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
    [02:47]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
    [02:50]I've been with 10 women who got HIV
    [02:52]Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
    [02:55]I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
    [02:58]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
    [03:00]I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
    [03:03]You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
    5nd