The Lonely Island - Punch You In The Jeans LRC by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang @ @ These days a lot of cats is out of line Seems to me like they need to get punched Yeah but where you gonna punch 'em? Yo, the choice is obvious I'll punch you in the jeans I'll punch you in the jeans This is not a case of man vs machine You think you were safe, thought you got away clean? I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans I got my fist clenched, gonna throw a haymaker Rockin' your slacks from here to Ja-maica Shakin your boots cuz I'm the earthquaker Bringin those jeans 'round here was a mistake-a I got a vendetta It's against your jeans Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams They can be on your legs or on the clothesline But when I see the zipper and cloth it's go time! I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons Man, I hate your jeans I'm gonna bruise that denim (It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em) Yo we'll punch your jeans We said it before Best believe this is not a metaphor Better watch your back cuz we're on the creep And we won't stop til your jeans are six feet deep! Man I'll murder your jeans I'll feed em to the fishes Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes Punch your jeans on all three counts It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts Yo if I had three wishes I would do the same We see eye to eye in this jean punch game I'd lay em in a field where there's chemical sprayin but I'd punch em first Yo that goes without sayin' Acid washed, pleats or a nifty cuff It's just another jean for my first to stuff Throwin fisticuffs eat pants like bag lunches Jeans pronounced dead Cause of death? Hecka punchin'! Yo we'll punch your jeans We said it before Best believe this is not a metaphor You got something to say? We got the proper retorts Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm Put divets in the rivets with my physical arms Gonna beat those jeans Wanna dip em in slime Turn your 501's into 499's When I punch your jeans I like to imagine a face The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face You got taste and it shows, my man Goddamn your jeans brand got me throwin' my hand Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans Then choke him to death, if you know what I mean Yo I know what you mean so keep your jeans on the hush And break out before you get bum-rushed Yo we'll punch your jeans We said it before Best believe this is not a metaphor So take off your jeans and reverse the curse Cuz we're the best jean punchers in the universe (It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em) (It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em)
[ti:Punch You In The Jeans] [ar:The Lonely Island] [al:Incredibad] [by:] [00:-04.00]The Lonely Island - Punch You In The Jeans [00:-03.00]LRC by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang [00:-02.00]@ @ [00:-01.00] [00:00.60]These days a lot of cats is out of line [00:03.09]Seems to me like they need to get punched [00:05.70]Yeah but where you gonna punch 'em? [00:08.39]Yo, the choice is obvious [00:11.05]I'll punch you in the jeans [00:12.70]I'll punch you in the jeans [00:13.84]This is not a case of man vs machine [00:16.36]You think you were safe, thought you got away clean? [00:18.87]I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans [00:21.61]I got my fist clenched, gonna throw a haymaker [00:24.19]Rockin' your slacks from here to Ja-maica [00:26.95]Shakin your boots cuz I'm the earthquaker [00:29.59]Bringin those jeans 'round here was a mistake-a [00:31.96]I got a vendetta [00:33.43]It's against your jeans [00:34.96]Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams [00:37.42]They can be on your legs or on the clothesline [00:40.01]But when I see the zipper and cloth it's go time! [00:42.90]I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision [00:45.48]Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons [00:48.07]Man, I hate your jeans [00:49.45]I'm gonna bruise that denim [00:50.71](It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em) [00:53.54]Yo we'll punch your jeans [00:55.02]We said it before [00:56.22]Best believe this is not a metaphor [00:58.65]Better watch your back cuz we're on the creep [01:01.28]And we won't stop til your jeans are six feet deep! [01:04.02]Man I'll murder your jeans [01:05.43]I'll feed em to the fishes [01:06.80]Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes [01:09.39]Punch your jeans on all three counts [01:11.89]It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts [01:14.67]Yo if I had three wishes I would do the same [01:17.22]We see eye to eye in this jean punch game [01:20.42]I'd lay em in a field where there's chemical sprayin [01:22.56]but I'd punch em first [01:23.88]Yo that goes without sayin' [01:25.20]Acid washed, pleats or a nifty cuff [01:27.84]It's just another jean for my first to stuff [01:30.43]Throwin fisticuffs eat pants like bag lunches [01:32.94]Jeans pronounced dead [01:34.04]Cause of death? [01:35.42]Hecka punchin'! [01:36.14]Yo we'll punch your jeans [01:37.35]We said it before [01:38.63]Best believe this is not a metaphor [01:41.16]You got something to say? [01:42.61]We got the proper retorts [01:43.87]Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts [01:46.44]Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm [01:49.08]Put divets in the rivets with my physical arms [01:51.66]Gonna beat those jeans [01:53.12]Wanna dip em in slime [01:54.45]Turn your 501's into 499's [01:57.00]When I punch your jeans I like to imagine a face [01:59.54]The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face [02:02.24]You got taste and it shows, my man [02:04.67]Goddamn your jeans brand got me throwin' my hand [02:07.52]Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans [02:10.18]Then choke him to death, if you know what I mean [02:12.70]Yo I know what you mean so keep your jeans on the hush [02:15.64]And break out before you get bum-rushed [02:18.22]Yo we'll punch your jeans [02:19.57]We said it before [02:21.07]Best believe this is not a metaphor [02:23.24]So take off your jeans and reverse the curse [02:26.23]Cuz we're the best jean punchers in the universe [02:28.83](It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em) [02:33.45](It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em) [02:38.24]